shrekslodge's definitions

Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 19, 2020

Exorcism Orgy

Expelling demons through passionate orgy sex. The more crucifixes used, the better.

Did you hear about Will's party last weekend? I heard they had an exorcism orgy.

by shrekslodge September 19, 2019