Wet Raccoon

A wet raccoon is a tradition handed down throughout the generations as the act of clapping your ass-cheeks together on someones nose.
This is generally used with force, unless the victim is passed out.

Variation - Brown clown nose: If you want to go all-out, you can push a little and leave a lump of crap on the idiots nose. Resembling a fake clown nose.
but made out of crap.

Jerry was being a fag so Tom got his friends to hold Jerry down while he gave him a wet raccoon.

man 1: "Hey buddy, that was one nice wet raccoon you gave the drunk guy last night!"
man 2: "He has yet to discover the shit-stain on his nose. And i feel much better about myself inside!"

by Robrobrockstar February 7, 2006

Wet Raccoon

A blow job given by someone with a mouthful of chewing tobacco or dip.

A true redneck girl can give you a wet raccoon, and still know what to spit and what to swallow.

by NL1981 July 10, 2010

Wet Raccoon Banana Split

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock

My mom got wet raccoon banana split’d by a black man

by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022

Wet Racoon

as the guy is about to blow his load, he grabs the girls hair, jabs his dick into both her eye sockets, giving her blackeyes the next day, then blows the cum onto her face

that girl sucked so i wet racooned her

by lenda6669 July 7, 2009