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That's so Westfield 

Used to describe anything characteristic of the town of Westfield, NJ. Westfield is a primarily white upper-middle class community in central NJ with a relatively high concentration of jewish families. More importantly Westfield is stereotyped as having a high concentration of preppy, tooly, and generally d-baggy people.
Saying something is Westfield infers that it is one of the following; preppy, laxtastic, tooly, rich, d-baggy, stingy, or has a pretty cool downtown.
dude1: that dude rocking the half-calfs, lax pinnies, and oakleys; that's so westfield.

dude2: hes wheelin and dealin for sure.
That's so Westfield by UCo July 22, 2011
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Westfield High School 

an okay school, can be gay though. speaking of gay, we actually do have quite a bit of fags here at westfield. over half of the school is "gangsta" and think they're the shit and can beat anyone up, even though thats not true because they're all just talk. there's only like 10 kids who are even in real "gangs" and no one cares about them anyways. then theres the spanish kids, who of course everybody gets annoyed by. they also think that they are the shit and are good at every sport, which isnt true. the only sport that there even close to being good at is soccer, so stop trying to play black kids in basketball, they'll kick your ass anyday. then the asians. not really a lot to say about them, yeah, theyre all smart and all get honor roll, even the ones who try to be gangster get honor roll but try to hide it. the white kids are pretty cool. except for the wiggers. i fucking hate wiggers, stop trying to be black by either dressing all ghetto or going to tanning beds to try to fucking blend it with your friends. lots of preps;actually everyone is preppy now. then theres the skater kids, who are actually pretty tightttt. the teachers at WHS can't stand/put up with any of the kids, theyre cool though. so i guess thats all for westfield, oh and we're fucking beast at sports, who gives a shit if oakton highschool beat us once in football, you rich little snobby bastards. Yet westfield can be outrageously annoying and retarded, we're the shit.
"yo man, you stepped on my new kicks, nigga, what the fuck"
(an everyday saying at westfield)

white girl trying to walk in locker bay: "excuse me" *walks through*
black girl talkin with her home girls:
"what the fuck yo,watch where your goin and say excuse me" *pushes white girl*
(another example..everyday shit)

teacher:"go sit down"
student:"shut up bitch"
teacher:"okay,sorry."
Westfield High School by #%@$! June 11, 2006

Westfield High School 

An extremely overcrowded high school in Northern Virginia (also the largest in the state). It is a very good school, having high test scores.

It is part of FCPS (Fairfax County Public Schools), which is supposed to be one of the best in the country.

It has almost 1,000 more people than it should have, and the building has to be expanded every few years (it has grown, a lot).
Westfield High School often competes with Oakton in sports and other competition.

westfield middle school 

It’s one of those schools that’s is like man that’s is a gay school like so gay it makes you think a duck up your ass is a better option then going to it
Dam mans I really don’t want to a Westfield middle school

Westfield high school 

They used to be good at football but they suck now. All the good looking males are gone. Also someone took the sink off the wall and kids have a skipping class problem. Mr.Tucker is annoying and up everyones ass.
Ay what school u go to
Westfield high school its sucks

Westfield high school 

Brian goes to Westfield. Westfield has all the sluts
Gabe:Ayo you know brian from Westfield high school
Kashantis:Yeah thats my dawg

Westfield Root 

When one is in a slightly awkward social situation and decides to "break the ice" by asking for a Westfield Root. This is typically positioned strategically in the disabled bathrooms, in the vicinity of the food court at the respective Westfield shopping centre.
Man #1: Ay bae doks, wanna go for a quick Westfield Root?
Woman #1: Sure, I'll meet you down at the disabled bathrooms on Level 1 at 5.30pm
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