Definitions by UCo

DLFM

Acronym for "Davis Lawn Five Minutes"...
Most often used to avoid homos with sunglasses

Davis Lawn is a central hub at Steven's Institute of Technology in Hoboken NJ. DLFM is used to avoid awkwardness when trying to tell a specific group of friends to meet at Davis Lawn while leaving other completely clueless

Yo peachrazz DLFM

DLFM by UCo July 22, 2011

Clusterfuck Grading System 

A system for classsifying the amount of disarray in a clusterfuck.

level of clusterfuck= (amount of people mindfucked over time)^2

Highest

A+
A
B+
B
C+
C
D+
D
Lowest

Abbreviated G____CF
The blank denotes the "grade of the clusterfuck"

Clusterfuck Grading System
GACF= Grade A clusterfuck

When I couldn't get the Van Dorn stain out of my bed it was a GACF

A thousand 9 year olds on davis lawn was a GACF

Clusterfuck Grading System by UCo July 22, 2011

That's so Westfield 

Used to describe anything characteristic of the town of Westfield, NJ. Westfield is a primarily white upper-middle class community in central NJ with a relatively high concentration of jewish families. More importantly Westfield is stereotyped as having a high concentration of preppy, tooly, and generally d-baggy people.
Saying something is Westfield infers that it is one of the following; preppy, laxtastic, tooly, rich, d-baggy, stingy, or has a pretty cool downtown.

dude1: that dude rocking the half-calfs, lax pinnies, and oakleys; that's so westfield.

dude2: hes wheelin and dealin for sure.

That's so Westfield by UCo July 22, 2011

Peachrazz

The greatest flavor of Snapple Iced Tea ever invented. It is useful for those who cannot decide between Peach and Raspberry. It is most commonly found at Bagels on the Hudson in Hoboken.

I'm so thirsty I could Van Dorn a gallon of Peachrazz.

Peachrazz by UCo July 22, 2011