west country 

That part of England that includes the historic counties of Gloucestershire, Somerset, Wiltshire, Dorset, Devon and Cornwall. The largest city is Bristol. Renowned for yokels, rural poverty, alcoholism, incest and the Wurzels.

Q "If I was battered out of my brains on scrumpy, had the stupidest accent imaginable and wanted to have sex with my sister, where would I be from?"

A "The West Country, although you'd still be less likely to be a criminal than a scouser."

west country by Ernie Mc Spoons December 5, 2007

West-Country Hangover 

The stage of a hangover where any and all attempts at conversation merely result in grunts of "Oooh, Arrr"

"Sorry hun, I would have hung around this morning but I'd hit the West-Country Hangover stage ."

West-Country Hangover by Lullabytiger April 8, 2013

west county snob 

All people living in West St. Louis County. These people are all extreamly wealthy, live in very nice houses (usually ranging from $500,000- $1,000,000+), and drive luxury cars. They are better than all other people living in St. Louis County because they can buy what ever they want. Their children even tend to drive nice luxury cars which you can see when you drive by the local schools and the students' cars are nicer than the teachers. There is rivalry between schools that live any farther west than the Chesterfield/Wildwood area (2 in particular but won't mention any names. The reason for this is because the hick school(s) is/are extremly jealous of everything the other school & students have (a.k.a. money).

"Let's go car shopping. How about the hummer dealer! NO... lets go to the porsche dealer...WAIT... THE BENTLEY DEALER!!!" (all in Chesterfield Valley in a 3 mile radius)

west county snob by West County Snob April 28, 2005

west county

The suburban region west of the city of St. Louis. Includes the municipalities of Clayton, Ladue, Creve Coeur, Olivette, University City, Chesterfield, Ballwin, Wildwood.

The upstart Barkers don't want to be considered rich west county snobs, but since they live in Ladue, they are!

west county by Rufus Smith May 11, 2006

West County Bitch 

Most of the time, a teenager living in West County, really preppy, acts like a slut...West County referring to the region west of St. Louis, Missouri.

Man I gotta get me one of them West County Bitches!

West County Bitch by s3l December 28, 2005

west county snob 

Any and all persons residing in, and sometimes near, the west county area of St. Louis, MO. These people genuinely believe that they are smarter, better looking, funnier, and all around better then everyone else on the face of the earth. In actuality they are sadly mistaken.

Look there is a herd of west county snobs decked out in their Northface coats and fanny packs and birkenstock clogs. They are all listening to Dave Matthews.

west county snob by Liz October 18, 2004

West County

The western suburbs of Saint Louis, Missouri. Towns include Ballwin, Chesterfield, Des Peres, Ellisville, Eureka, and Wildwood.

People from here are usually easy to spot. Look for men with sock and sunglass tans. The women usually sport short hairdo's that went out of style 8 years ago everywhere else but Missouri. The girls look like A&F ho's and the boys like they are auditioning for an LFO reunion concert. The teens can often being heard saying "that's gay" while loitering at the Torrid store.

Other traits include the love of jesus, mc mansions, believing the world is only 2,000 years old, and that the planet is their's to shit all over. They love republicanism and are scared of anyone that doesn't look like, think like, or act like them (you know who you are, black kid behind the Orange Julius counter).

I would rather give myself a circumcision with a KFC spork than live in west county.

West County by CGPinFL June 11, 2009