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The suburban region west of the city of St. Louis. Includes the municipalities of Clayton, Ladue, Creve Coeur, Olivette, University City, Chesterfield, Ballwin, Wildwood.
The upstart Barkers don't want to be considered rich west county snobs, but since they live in Ladue, they are!
by Rufus Smith April 30, 2006
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The western suburbs of Saint Louis, Missouri. Towns include Ballwin, Chesterfield, Des Peres, Ellisville, Eureka, and Wildwood.

People from here are usually easy to spot. Look for men with sock and sunglass tans. The women usually sport short hairdo's that went out of style 8 years ago everywhere else but Missouri. The girls look like A&F ho's and the boys like they are auditioning for an LFO reunion concert. The teens can often being heard saying "that's gay" while loitering at the Torrid store.

Other traits include the love of jesus, mc mansions, believing the world is only 2,000 years old, and that the planet is their's to shit all over. They love republicanism and are scared of anyone that doesn't look like, think like, or act like them (you know who you are, black kid behind the Orange Julius counter).
I would rather give myself a circumcision with a KFC spork than live in west county.
by CGPinFL June 11, 2009
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A section of the suburbs of St. Louis. Marked by a lack of anything interesting or creative. Full of mindless suburban clones.
I never thought I'd make it out of west county alive.
by BeingAlive July 11, 2006
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full of rich or wanna be rich dumb, naive, lost white boys in west county driving camaros and transams, trying to be cool, with their very lost wanna be hollister, a@F white girls, wandering around doing nothing, in the middle of nothing.
west county white boyz: hey yo, wanna race gotta v8 camaro ill smoke ur ass. (Hhahahahah. girls in the background go dillan i love you hoho)

azn guy: ummm. ur not worth my time. but oh well wut the hell. the 12 sec rsx type s takes off, leaving the lost boyz no chance.

west county white boyz: wtf. is that korean car a v10 or what, im gonna get me one of those.
by miserian August 15, 2006
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A white affluent, preppie, yuppie suburb west of St. Louis, Mo. Town & Country, Creve Coeur, (Maryland heights sorry not up to the standards), north up to chesterfield, west stops at wildwood, Ballwin, Manchester, Ellisville, Des Peres, and Ballwin and twin oaks is as far south. (Valley park, and defiantly not Fenton is not west county material.)
A bunch of preppie lawyers, and doctors driving around in there current model Mercedes E class, BMW 3 series convertibles, Jags, Cadillac’s, Audi S5, Lexus, and now Tesla Model S. About 50% of the cars are over $70,000.
Most of Town & Country is full of Mc Mansions, Chesterfield has tons of $1 million homes in the valley, Des Peres houses around West County mall are nice. Wildwood has large estates tucked in forests. The cheaper parts are by parkway south, and near shop n save in Ballwin.
Parkway and Rockwood are the two public school Districts. Parkway West, Central, Marquette, and Lafayette are preppie and rich. Parkway North is ghetto, Parkway South are valley park rednecks. There are plenty of prep schools.
Most go to college, and have degrees in finance and work on wall street, or are in law or medicine. Six Figure incomes are common; dress business casual. Tennis house wives at bread co and star bucks on weekday mornings. Chesterfield Mall use to be the hub and staple of shopping and high school kids loitering.
Arnold Person: Where did you go to high school? Chesterfield Person: CBC Arnold Person: Oh your one of them spoiled rich west county kids.
by PhillyPatt May 29, 2018
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