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A white person who tries to act mexican. For those of you who don't get it; mexicans commonly call themselves ese's, white people can't call mexicans this.
Jesus: Look at Clark wearing all his mexico stuff, and listening to mexican rap, and he is white holmes.
Juan: what a wese, lets jump him holmes.
wese by Deshawn Thomas December 4, 2005
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a fucking dumbass loser who knows how to do something but fucking refuses to use it nor understand anything
Wese by chezi July 4, 2021
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Wese is a type of crazy person she is sometimes shy but once you get to know her she is annoying.. she is stupid and messes up things!!
I dont like Wese’s
Wese by Wese December 10, 2019
A total dream-catcher, this guy laughs with his whole face, until his cheeks get sore, and his eyes are pulled like little slits. He thinks he is quite funny, and is very cheeky but is quite endearing. Best features: genuine, easy going and hardworking. Special talent: in depth body searches in his sleep. Also answers to brown sugar
That guy is such a catch, he is a total Weseem

Weselbeast 

A person with abnormal powers in the spot of ultimate, ranging from mind control to teleportation. This mysterious creature is the second evolution of the mythical Wesley kotas.
Oh my god! Look a weselbeast!
Weselbeast by #brotan# October 18, 2018

Wesenlunding

You are "wesenlunding" when you always have to be the opposite to something someone has said you.
Dude 1: "Drum & Bass = The definition of Summer."

Dude 2: "no... French House is the definition of summer." (<- Wesenlunding )
Wesenlunding by itsHASTAbitch May 18, 2013

Wesely Willis 

The greatest american songwriter in the world!!! Domino Male...
Wesely willis...yeah..hell yeah...
Wesely Willis by Wesely fan #1 June 17, 2003
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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