Wenvelope 

An envelope that has been moistened but not sealed.

"The payroll printer is jamming and making wenvelopes".
'Use the dauber to make a wenvelope and I will press them to seal."

Wenvelope by MichaelInMN November 27, 2012

Toast/Envelope Method 

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.

I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!

Toast/Envelope Method by Seraph094 August 9, 2012

brown envelope

A euphemism for a bribe (UK).

Politicians don't do jack unless they get their brown envelopes!

brown envelope by KMorgan April 3, 2015

Pimp Envelope 

A mailing device used by pimps for both official and unofficial business. Usually made of paper and sealed with pimp juice.

After she swallowed too much pimp juice R Kelly sent his hoe a get well card in a pimp envelope.

Pimp Envelope by Lil' Wang August 22, 2010

Magic Envelope

The hidden file on a computer where the user hides their porn.

"I'm grounded for a month because my mom found my magic envelope with all my BDSM stuff in it."

Magic Envelope by Roflcopter505 October 5, 2011

sticky envelope 

When you having sex doggy style and when your about to cum, you pull out and jizz in her butt crack and then smash her butt cheeks together.

Tom and jane where having sex when tom gave jane a sticky envelope

sticky envelope by jebusmckrackin July 9, 2014

Sealed Envelope 

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

Sealed Envelope by D.H.G. October 18, 2008