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denvelope

Develop – discuss developing/eloping in theory (compare enveloping) eping.
Denvelope is related to snailmail.
by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010
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devloper

A software developer so inattentive in their work to the point that they misspell their job title and don't notice the red squiggles under the word.

Usually a devloper is someone who produces little or no useful work. The issues they cause tend to cause significantly more work for others than productive work they themselves actually achieve.

Depending on experience level may be a junior devloper, and somehow eventually becomes a senior devloper, nobody knows why they got promoted or why they are still employed, but is often suspected that they have incriminating photographs of their boss.
That guy is such a devloper, he just wasted a day due to an unplugged network cable.
by GinDrinker August 27, 2013
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Toast/Envelope Method

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!
by Seraph094 August 9, 2012
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Developmental Trauma

The experience of one (or multiple) traumatic events in one's childhood which leaves a mental scar, impacting them for the rest of their lives.

Usually comes from abuse, assault, verbal abuse, etc.
I have developmental trauma because of my ex stepdad.
by D-Monkey February 26, 2018
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brown envelope

A euphemism for a bribe (UK).
Politicians don't do jack unless they get their brown envelopes!
by KMorgan April 3, 2015
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Arrested Development

1) The best show you never saw. The Emmy Award winning show which survived for about two and a third seasons before being cancelled by Fox. Failed due to being far too smart for a mass audience who would rather watch Pamela Anderson "act" on Stacked.
2) Any act of getting completely screwed despite undeniable skills.
1) Fox jumped the shark when they gave the "Arrested Development" timeslot to "Prison Break."

2) When Michael Bluth was repeatedly passed over in favor of his amusing, inept, "illusionist" brother, Gob for leadership of the Bluth Compay, he was given the AD treatment.
by tacostacos December 28, 2005
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arrested development

IMO, the funniest and most well written show on TV.
Buy the DVD's to fully grasp the greatness of this show.
From Arrested Development:
"Lucille: Well, apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome young doctor said on the Today Show.
Michael: That was Tom Cruise, the actor.
Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist..."
(if you don't get the above quote, don't bother watching the show)
by EolGul October 10, 2005
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