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well, either way...

What someone says after having their evidence discredited in an argument.
Mike: dude you shouldnt date her. shes under the age of consent.

John: Actually, shes 16, which is the age of consent in this state.

Mike: Well, either way... you shouldn't date her.
well, either way... by Sly_Guy November 24, 2009

well, don't hold it that way 

to be used when someone is complaining about something, especially a product that behaves in a way they think it shouldn't, and especially when you (the person they're complaining to) don't care. First use: was Apple's response to complaints about the signal drop when the iphone is held a certain way.
Person A: Oh my god, this stupid video game is totally broken - it's killing me every time I try to move past this door!

Person B: Well, don't hold it that way.

wellsway school 

Wellsway school is the worst school in the UK. The behaviour system is rigged, phones are banned, we have to wear really long tarten skirts and we are not allowed to walk through the corridors. Even throwing a grape across the room would be put down as “serious damage to school property.
Bob: “Is there anything good about Wellsway school?”
Me: “Well, when it’s mufti day, 50% of the money goes to charity... but the other 50% goes to school so... NO!”
wellsway school by Mr P I Staker February 8, 2019

WELLSWAY 

It’s a school, with just one rule:

ONE, HAHA; I MEAN A MILLION:
• No phones
• No tight trousers
• No jewellry
• No running
• No hanging out in groups
• No walking in corridors
• No freedom of speech
• No fun
• No fizzy drinks
• No talking
• No chewing gum
• Year 7 has to do cross-country
• No failing
• No going to take a SHIAT
• No education
• No taking blazers off
• No eating
• No going to the dentist
• No sitting
• No playing
• No football
• Homework set every lesson
• No emotional support
• No facilities
• NO CRYING
• NO LAUGHING
• NO FARTING
• NO NOTHING

BREAK A RULE AND YOU WILL HAVE AN AAAAAFTER SCHOOL DETENTION WITH FUCKING SL(u)T

AND YOU WILL BE EEEEEEXCLUUUUDED BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT REPRESENTING THIS SCHOOOOOOOOOL!

Fuck this school.
Wellsway student: Hi Ben-

SL(u)T- DETENTIOOOOOOOOON!
WELLSWAY by Mr P I Staker April 8, 2019

WELLSWAY 

A crap school stupid mr woodville mr comber see straight and we can't walk in groups we can't have phones and we can't be normal we have to dress like total retards.
Dude1: dude check the time on your phone.

Dude2: ok .
mr sideways eyes comber: I'll be having that you retard.

dude1: we should leave wellsway.
WELLSWAY by Hosepipe osemboldo March 28, 2019