to be used when someone is complaining about something, especially a product that behaves in a way they think it shouldn't, and especially when you (the person they're complaining to) don't care. First use: was Apple's response to complaints about the signal drop when the iphone is held a certain way.
Person A: Oh my god, this stupid video game is totally broken - it's killing me every time I try to move past this door!
Wellsway school is the worst school in the UK. The behaviour system is rigged, phones are banned, we have to wear really long tarten skirts and we are not allowed to walk through the corridors. Even throwing a grape across the room would be put down as “serious damage to school property.
Bob: “Is there anything good about Wellsway school?”
Me: “Well, when it’s mufti day, 50% of the money goes to charity... but the other 50% goes to school so... NO!”
ONE, HAHA; I MEAN A MILLION:
• No phones
• No tight trousers
• No jewellry
• No running
• No hanging out in groups
• No walking in corridors
• No freedom of speech
• No fun • No fizzy drinks
• No talking
• No chewing gum
• Year 7 has to do cross-country
• No failing
• No going to take a SHIAT
• No education • No taking blazers off
• No eating
• No going to the dentist
• No sitting
• No playing
• No football
• Homework set every lesson
• No emotional support
• No facilities
• NO CRYING
• NO LAUGHING
• NO FARTING
• NO NOTHING
BREAK A RULE AND YOU WILL HAVE AN AAAAAFTER SCHOOL DETENTION WITH FUCKING SL(u)T
AND YOU WILL BE EEEEEEXCLUUUUDED BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT REPRESENTING THIS SCHOOOOOOOOOL!
A crap school stupid mr woodville mr comber see straight and we can't walk in groups we can't have phones and we can't be normal we have to dress like total retards.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.