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WELLSWAY 

It’s a school, with just one rule:

ONE, HAHA; I MEAN A MILLION:
• No phones
• No tight trousers
• No jewellry
• No running
• No hanging out in groups
• No walking in corridors
• No freedom of speech
• No fun
• No fizzy drinks
• No talking
• No chewing gum
• Year 7 has to do cross-country
• No failing
• No going to take a SHIAT
• No education
• No taking blazers off
• No eating
• No going to the dentist
• No sitting
• No playing
• No football
• Homework set every lesson
• No emotional support
• No facilities
• NO CRYING
• NO LAUGHING
• NO FARTING
• NO NOTHING

BREAK A RULE AND YOU WILL HAVE AN AAAAAFTER SCHOOL DETENTION WITH FUCKING SL(u)T

AND YOU WILL BE EEEEEEXCLUUUUDED BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT REPRESENTING THIS SCHOOOOOOOOOL!

Fuck this school.
Wellsway student: Hi Ben-

SL(u)T- DETENTIOOOOOOOOON!
WELLSWAY by Mr P I Staker April 8, 2019
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WELLSWAY 

A crap school stupid mr woodville mr comber see straight and we can't walk in groups we can't have phones and we can't be normal we have to dress like total retards.
Dude1: dude check the time on your phone.

Dude2: ok .
mr sideways eyes comber: I'll be having that you retard.

dude1: we should leave wellsway.
WELLSWAY by Hosepipe osemboldo March 28, 2019
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wellsway school 

Wellsway school is the worst school in the UK. The behaviour system is rigged, phones are banned, we have to wear really long tarten skirts and we are not allowed to walk through the corridors. Even throwing a grape across the room would be put down as “serious damage to school property.
Bob: “Is there anything good about Wellsway school?”
Me: “Well, when it’s mufti day, 50% of the money goes to charity... but the other 50% goes to school so... NO!”
wellsway school by Mr P I Staker February 8, 2019

Wells Way 

The holiest code to live by, break it and the penalty is death, Wells Way: Be Responsible, Be respectful, and be ready to learn
This kid swore, thats not the Wells Way.
Wells Way by Big_BrainNelson September 9, 2021
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