A tall, dark, handsome character, usually quite brooding and reserved about sharing his feelings. Can often be found amidst a crowd of younger girls at a nightclub or festival. Has an excellent taste in music to compliment his sensitive nature. He always has the answers to his friends questions, no matter what time of the day/night. He is considerate and won't bullshit you. Wallcock is a very good friend to have.
Girl 1: "Who's that guy your with?"
Girl 2: "Oh he's a Wallcock"
Girl 1: "You're so lucky! Look at the girlsflocking him already!"
'What a load of wellocks'
'He definitely talks a load of Wellocks'
'Did you hear that sports bulletin? Absolute wellocks'
'None of you know what you are doing - and all i seem to hear is a stream of utter Wellocks.....'