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Wellcock 

When you mix ice cream and soup together and the ice cream melts into the soup. Sweet and Salty!
Yo bro mom made Wellcock for dinner! I’m so pumped!
Wellcock by WelshPop November 11, 2021
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A tall, dark, handsome character, usually quite brooding and reserved about sharing his feelings. Can often be found amidst a crowd of younger girls at a nightclub or festival. Has an excellent taste in music to compliment his sensitive nature. He always has the answers to his friends questions, no matter what time of the day/night. He is considerate and won't bullshit you. Wallcock is a very good friend to have.
Girl 1: "Who's that guy your with?"
Girl 2: "Oh he's a Wallcock"
Girl 1: "You're so lucky! Look at the girls flocking him already!"
Wallcock by Strubey December 6, 2011
Upset. Something not going your way. everything goes wrong. Hearing some bad news.
Have you seen my car keys? No? Well cock!
well cock by Justin Davis October 19, 2005

Wellocks 

'What a load of wellocks'
'He definitely talks a load of Wellocks'
'Did you hear that sports bulletin? Absolute wellocks'
'None of you know what you are doing - and all i seem to hear is a stream of utter Wellocks.....'
Wellocks by Axis of Ignorance June 12, 2019

the willcock 

the willcock is a sexual act in which two fat black men with tiny winkies romantically kiss one anothers jap eye.
yo dude, last night... me and frank did the willcock, it was errmmm... different.
the willcock by magnificolecuntbag December 31, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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