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A tall, dark, handsome character, usually quite brooding and reserved about sharing his feelings. Can often be found amidst a crowd of younger girls at a nightclub or festival. Has an excellent taste in music to compliment his sensitive nature. He always has the answers to his friends questions, no matter what time of the day/night. He is considerate and won't bullshit you. Wallcock is a very good friend to have.
Girl 1: "Who's that guy your with?"
Girl 2: "Oh he's a Wallcock"
Girl 1: "You're so lucky! Look at the girls flocking him already!"
Wallcock by Strubey December 6, 2011
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wallsocketed 

The action of being electrocuted via improper exposure to an electrical wall socket.
While plugging in the salamander, Greg was electrocuted when his hand slipped onto the prong - he was wallsocketed!
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Wallocks 

I hit the wallocks last when I was in bed with my girlfriend
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When someone makes no sense just say they’re chatting wallocks
“Jim was chatting so much wallocks yesterday
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A kick ass game which one of the main rules is to have fun and don't bitch. It involves two competitors, two bats, and a wallrock ball. Their are goals on each side of the WallRock court. This game was created by the one and only Brantley Mauldin an Collin Bodnar. This sport is on the come up and the first ever champion was Trevor Pye followed by Reid Rainey. The champion spot is open for the taking so get your shit right and WallRock on.
If you haven't played WallRock your probably a bitch.
WallRock by WallRock founder September 21, 2016
A long haired yaawhoo that is very good at picking up girls with ABI in their names, usually spotted around groups of low self-esteem girls at school or in the shopping mall.
Omg look at that guy over there with the long hair talking Gabbi and those other girls. His must be a walcock
walcock by SupFammmmm July 5, 2017

wallsocks 

For when you nail socks to your wall.
"Hey did you see my wallsocks collection yet?"

"...your what?"
wallsocks by selib December 8, 2017