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well i by matthew wilkinson March 5, 2004
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Well I'll Be Damned
Well I'll Be Damned by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009
Well I gee
to agree. Shortened version of 'well I guess'. Slang is derived from the west flats in the city of Prince Albert Saskatchewan.
Well I gee by dude1990 November 24, 2013
well I never
1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
well I never by Nick D May 28, 2004
Well I ain't building no bookcase
well I ain't building no bookcase
a sarcastic response to the query "what are you doing?""what are you doing with that" when your exact intentions are clearly obvious
comes from a line from a line in the 4th episode of the HBO series BOARDWALK EMPIRE by bootlegger Chalky White as played by Michael K. Williams (Omar from The Wire) orating the grand wizerd of the kkk about the lynching death of his father shortly before torturing him
Chalky's dead father was a carpentor.Chalky whips out his old carpentry tools, the klansman responds "what are you going to do with them?" chalky responds
"well I ain't building no bookcase"
a sarcastic response to the query "what are you doing?""what are you doing with that" when your exact intentions are clearly obvious
comes from a line from a line in the 4th episode of the HBO series BOARDWALK EMPIRE by bootlegger Chalky White as played by Michael K. Williams (Omar from The Wire) orating the grand wizerd of the kkk about the lynching death of his father shortly before torturing him
Chalky's dead father was a carpentor.Chalky whips out his old carpentry tools, the klansman responds "what are you going to do with them?" chalky responds
"well I ain't building no bookcase"
theres a pipe in front of you. you start packing it with pot your friend says "you gonna smoke that"
you say...
Well I ain't building no bookcase
you say...
Well I ain't building no bookcase
Well I ain't building no bookcase by slappy the singing sea otter November 10, 2010
well I'll be go to hell
Variation of phrase used when reacting to something interesting or surprising ("well I'll be darned")used in reaction to something that doesn't make all that much sense, or is just stupid.
First guy: "I had to split the gearbox at the seam, opened it up, and there was an old bent roofing nail jamming the bitch"
Second guy: "Well I'll be go to hell"
The emphasis is generally on the word "I'll" and on the first three words "well I'll be".
The final three words are generally said in a softer tone, muttered, or said under one's breath.
Second guy: "Well I'll be go to hell"
The emphasis is generally on the word "I'll" and on the first three words "well I'll be".
The final three words are generally said in a softer tone, muttered, or said under one's breath.
well I'll be go to hell by Dalton Rattlesnake February 4, 2009
Well I don't know
Well I don't know by Xcazz June 13, 2019
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