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Weiskirch Diagonal 

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.
Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.
Weiskirch Diagonal by the angler October 10, 2012

Weisbaching 

when someone enters into the conversation and immediately after their entrance the conversation ends.
A: Hey did you see the game last night
B: Yea, I thought the Celtics were gonna win
C: But lebron james is such an awesome player...
(Silence)

A: Dude you're totally weisbaching right now
Weisbaching by ajhusick April 10, 2010

addam weirich 

A man with an endless amount of money to invest in his automobile and ebay. He enjoys poker but not liquor. Reasonably hyper and uber obsessed with the Mini Cooper S. Very aggressive driver and is known for wrecking his Mini.
What is that rolling along the road, did something fall off a truck, no wait its addam in his Mini.
addam weirich by Heath March 31, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016