Heath's definitions

Rusty Pipe

The appearance of a penis after having sex with a menstrating woman.

She didn't tell me she was bleeding so I made her schlop my rusty pipe last night after we had finished.

by Heath February 1, 2006

flintstoneing it

The art of pushing a car from the inside

My car is so shitty i flintstoned it to school.

by Heath November 11, 2004

Jack Daniels

Sell-outs

I'm boycotting

86 proof down to 80 proof

by Heath February 2, 2005

hosy

v. adj. Being, or the act of being a fricking hoebag.

Man, you being hoesy right now.
Don't be hoesy.

by Heath November 15, 2004

MSOE

The Milwaukee School of Engineering. Basically a school of introverted students and professors. Efforts to bring femaales to the school have failed with the exception of a select few. Not that it matters as you would never have time to interact with the females while you are getting rammed with car, SDL, and formal methods. The school prides itself on being 100 times harder than any other school on earth, making their graduates uber eliete. Unfortunately, buisnesses like diversity so still hire public school computer science majors, who partied, had sex and fun all through school, and they get paid the same. Not to mention the school costs 5 times that of a public school.

Rand(Time(0)); Teacher: The students are smiling, I must meet with the other professors and make everything due at the same time because MSOE is supposed to suck.
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Student (doing homework): If I had a gun right now I would so shoot someone.
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Teacher: Why are your hands shaking
Student: Because I have been up 36 hours working on your lab.
Teacher: Why doesn't it work?

by Heath April 19, 2005

addam weirich

A man with an endless amount of money to invest in his automobile and ebay. He enjoys poker but not liquor. Reasonably hyper and uber obsessed with the Mini Cooper S. Very aggressive driver and is known for wrecking his Mini.

What is that rolling along the road, did something fall off a truck, no wait its addam in his Mini.

by Heath March 31, 2005

Code Parrot

One who copies code without understanding what it does

The guy didn't understand what that his code is doing at all! He's such a code parrot!

by Heath April 16, 2004