Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024

Weirdtard

Retarded, But Only In A Weird Way. - From The Independent TV Show “Smoke ‘Em Good”

Madajio: Silly Abby, A Woman Can’t Be A Navy SEAL…

Abby: You’re A Weirdtard.

by Madajio Júan-Pablo July 2, 2021

Weirdtarded

\'wirˈtär-dəd\ adj: a portmanteau used to describe a person or thing, as an endearment, of sensless or exaggerated weirdness.

you are weirdtarded

by zfran July 13, 2010

weirdtarded

You're not retarded, you're wierd in a retarded way. You're kinda funny but embarassing.

Rolling on the sidewalk making those fucked up faces is weirdtarded.

by sammymom October 21, 2010