5 definitions by Madajio Júan-Pablo

Pulling A Todd

To Be Morbidly Obese, Yet Still Finds A Way Into A Little Boy’s Asshole.

Madajio: Did You Hear Why BIGGIEYYY Got Sent To The Big House?

Julian: He Got Caught Pulling A Todd, Which Violated His Masterbation-Probation.

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 14, 2021

Twitter Poison

A Mental Illness That Affects Neurological Thinking So Bad That It Makes The Infected Think That They Are Either A Gender That Doesn’t Exist, Or That They Should Support These Kind Of People.

Todd: Yo, Imma Go Meet My Date At Starbucks.

Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 20, 2021

Weirdtard

Retarded, But Only In A Weird Way. - From The Independent TV Show “Smoke ‘Em Good”

Madajio: Silly Abby, A Woman Can’t Be A Navy SEAL…

Abby: You’re A Weirdtard.

by Madajio Júan-Pablo July 2, 2021

DrugHead

Term Of Northern West Virginia Origin; A Pothead Who Decides To Become A Drug Baron Because They Grew Up In Poverty. Despite Sounding Desperate, Most Genuine DrugHead's Are Extremely Kind-Hearted And Generous, Yet Ruthless In Making It Happen For Them, Their Affiliates, And Friends.

Jeff: Did You Hear About The Legend Of The DrugHead's Who Reigned Over New Martinsville In The Early 1990's?

Tim: Who Hasn't?!

Greg: Someone Told Me Another Gang Of The DrugHead's Are Forming In The State Of New Joisey...

by Madajio Júan-Pablo March 29, 2023

Masturbation-Probation

A Chance To Redeem Yourself During No-Nut-November.

BIGGIEYYY: No! I Just Failed No-Nut-November!

Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 25, 2021