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peestipated 

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.
Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"
peestipated by John Griffin May 28, 2004
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Peestipated 

When you really need to pee, but coocfuzz prevents you from doing so.
Person one: Babe I really need help
Person two: are you peestipated again?
Person one: yes, the coocfuzz is really getting to me.
Peestipated by coocfuzzlover32 April 13, 2023

Peestipated 

When you have to go pee but you held it in for song long that it's hard to get it out. And you may have to push on your bladder.
Math class was so long that I got fucking peestipated.
Peestipated by jahina December 1, 2017

Peestipated 

When you have pee really badly but it won’t come out.
I went to the bathroom and I was Peestipated
Peestipated by Annoyingish September 24, 2019

Peestipated 

Where you want to pee but you can't

Your constipated, but peeing wise
Guy 1: You good in there?

Guy 2: I think I'm peestipated
Peestipated by Gagerial Smytus December 8, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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