peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

by John Griffin May 28, 2004

Peestipated

When you really need to pee, but coocfuzz prevents you from doing so.

Person one: Babe I really need help
Person two: are you peestipated again?
Person one: yes, the coocfuzz is really getting to me.

by coocfuzzlover32 April 13, 2023

Peestipated

When you have to go pee but you held it in for song long that it's hard to get it out. And you may have to push on your bladder.

Math class was so long that I got fucking peestipated.

by jahina December 1, 2017

Peestipated

When you have pee really badly but it won’t come out.

I went to the bathroom and I was Peestipated

by Annoyingish September 24, 2019

Peestipated

Where you want to pee but you can't

Your constipated, but peeing wise

Guy 1: You good in there?

Guy 2: I think I'm peestipated

by Gagerial Smytus December 8, 2020

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

by blubbergoats January 22, 2008