Weekend at bernies

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The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.

"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."

Weekend at bernies by Mark C. August 28, 2005

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Weekend at Bernie's

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.

Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.

You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.

Weekend at Bernie's by M-dubs December 18, 2012

Weekend at Bernie's

Sexual Position - Spending an extended period of time being fucked by two guys at once. One from behind and one in the mouth.

See Also: Chinese Finger Cuffs

Jessica spent the weekend with her new swinger boyfriend. Poor girl looks like she spent the whole Weekend at Bernie's.

Weekend at Bernie's by Gabriel Dunn March 16, 2009

Weekend at Bernie's

A reference to being arrested by the wrong cop, on Friday, in NYC. Having your paperwork misallocated, thus "missing" your arraigment and being forced to spend the whole weekend at the former Bernard B Kerik detention facilty in downtown Manhattan.

"Dude, don't argue with the cop... do you wanna spend the weekend at Bernie's?

Weekend at Bernie's by cyvais August 8, 2009

Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)

Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”

Weekend at Bernie’s by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s

When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.

Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend

Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s by No Tango and no Cash March 25, 2024

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026