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“You have some schmutz on your forehead”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Get the Schmutz mug.Person 1: “hey whos that one country girl from Orange is The New Black?”
Person 2: “You mean Pensatucky?”
Person 1: “Oh ok”
Person 2: “You mean Pensatucky?”
Person 1: “Oh ok”
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
Get the Pensatucky mug.Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
Get the Jesus Lighting mug.A romantic gesture involving two people getting on opposite sides of a long/tubular food item (ex: burrito, spaghetti, sour patch straw) and meeting at the middle.
Person 1: “Last night was so romantic”
Person 2: “What happened”
Person 1: “Trent took me out to the local gas station, where we Lady and the Tramp’d a piece of Licorice”
Person 2: “Cute!”
Person 2: “What happened”
Person 1: “Trent took me out to the local gas station, where we Lady and the Tramp’d a piece of Licorice”
Person 2: “Cute!”
by roach.baddie July 18, 2023
Get the Lady and The Tramp’d mug.Herstory is a pun based on the word history most notably used by the most famous and succesful drag queen RuPaul herself on her television show ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’. Herstory is typically used in instances of something being done for the first time.
RuPaul: “For the first time in Drag Race Herstory…”
RuPaul: “I’m going to use the trap door”
*actual quote*
RuPaul: “I’m going to use the trap door”
*actual quote*
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Get the Herstory mug.Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”
Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”
Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”
Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Get the Pussy Cottage Cheese mug.The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.
Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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