Definitions by roach.baddie
Uptowns
Person 1: “I got my little sister some Uptowns for Christmas and she loves them!”
Person 2: “Awww thats really sweet of you!”
Person 2: “Awww thats really sweet of you!”
Uptowns by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Herstory
Herstory is a pun based on the word history most notably used by the most famous and succesful drag queen RuPaul herself on her television show ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’. Herstory is typically used in instances of something being done for the first time.
RuPaul: “For the first time in Drag Race Herstory…”
RuPaul: “I’m going to use the trap door”
*actual quote*
RuPaul: “I’m going to use the trap door”
*actual quote*
Herstory by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
UNHhhhdicted
(Pronounced: Un-dicted)
A play on the word Addicted, being UNHhhhdicted means you are obsessed with the popular webshow UNHhhh hosted by famous drag queens Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova
A play on the word Addicted, being UNHhhhdicted means you are obsessed with the popular webshow UNHhhh hosted by famous drag queens Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova
Person 1: “I introduced my coworker to UNHhhh and she is so UNHhhhdicted”
Person 2: “Sounds like another case of the UNHhhhdiction in this office”
Person 3: “Slay”
Person 2: “Sounds like another case of the UNHhhhdiction in this office”
Person 3: “Slay”
UNHhhhdicted by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Strugglelina
(Str-uh-gol-lee-nuh)
Coined by famous drag queen Katya Zamolodchikova, Strugglelina is a descriptive term to refer to someone who is struggling with something.
Accompanying it with the word mama when referring to someone adds a nice touch to it aswell
Coined by famous drag queen Katya Zamolodchikova, Strugglelina is a descriptive term to refer to someone who is struggling with something.
Accompanying it with the word mama when referring to someone adds a nice touch to it aswell
Person 1: “I am really having a hard time with this math problem!”
Person 2: “Mama you are strugglelina right now”
Person 2: “Mama you are strugglelina right now”
Strugglelina by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Dasani Scheme
The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.
Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
Dasani Scheme by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Pussy Cottage Cheese
Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”
Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”
Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”
Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
Pussy Cottage Cheese by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Weekend at Bernie’s
Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
Weekend at Bernie’s by roach.baddie November 5, 2023