Uptowns

Person 1: “I got my little sister some Uptowns for Christmas and she loves them!”

Person 2: “Awww thats really sweet of you!”
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Mean Girls Day (October 3rd)

October 3rd Mean Girls Day (October 3rd) because of the famous scene that features protagonist Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) and her high school crush Aaron Samuels (Jonathan Bennett). In the scene, Cady narrates that “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.” to which she replies “It's October 3rd."
Person 1: “Hey, why aren’t you wearing pink?

Person 2: “Why would I wear Pink?”

Person 1: “Because today is Wednesday, October 3rd aka Mean Girls Day (October 3rd), Duhh

Person 2: “Ohhh are you talking about that famous teen clique movie from the 2000’s?”

Person 1: “What else would I talk about? Especially Today!”
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Schmutz

Schmutz = what your jewish dad says when you have something on you
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Pussy Cottage Cheese

Slang for a Yeast Infection
(From the Hormone Monstress in Big Mouth)
Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”

Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”

Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever
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Strugglelina

(Str-uh-gol-lee-nuh)

Coined by famous drag queen Katya Zamolodchikova, Strugglelina is a descriptive term to refer to someone who is struggling with something.

Accompanying it with the word mama when referring to someone adds a nice touch to it aswell
Person 1: “I am really having a hard time with this math problem!”

Person 2: “Mama you are strugglelina right now”
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Dasani Scheme

The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.
Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”

Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
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Herstory

Herstory is a pun based on the word history most notably used by the most famous and succesful drag queen RuPaul herself on her television show ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’. Herstory is typically used in instances of something being done for the first time.
RuPaul: “For the first time in Drag Race Herstory…”

RuPaul: “I’m going to use the trap door”

*actual quote*
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