Weekend War

A drinking battle or war that brain dead northern Canadians play at their trailers.

IE:

Ted: Daron sure got owned last weekend. I heard he got so smashed he woke up in bed with his cousin, Julia.

Polar Bear: Fo shiz. That Weekend War was fuckin' fixed, though! Daron is a pussy! Good thing Julia has a penis.

by DavieHamburgers December 21, 2008

weekend warrior

a person who holds a regular job during the week which restricts their ability to party/go on trips/partake in awesome activities, and thus plans epic weekend adventures to compensate. As much variation and quantity of awesomness is packed into the weekends as physically possible, warranting the rest of the work week to recharge for the next weekend.

Waste of space: Wanna go play beer pong at Douchie's, then pay a cover @ Sleezy's for a crappy DJ and ill-mixed, over-priced drinks?
Weekend Warrior: No, dude. I've got to work OT this week, so I have extra money to fund my weekends this month.
W.O.S.: What? Man, be a loser like me! What are you trying to accomplish on the weekends? I use them to recover from Jaeger binges.
W.W.: Well... I'm takin off early Friday to head south, back pack in to camp out on the ocean with friends, then we're gonna wake up early and snowboard all day at Sick Mt. We'll camp again Saturday night, then I gotta head back north for the bike race on Sunday, which I really have to push, so I can finish in time to shower and change into my dress clothes, pick up the GF, and catch the Opera. It's gonna be another amazingly epic and memorable weekend. You f@#$ing waste of space.
W.O.S.: Oh...maaaaaan. I just s#$t my pants again...

by dildolips mcgeezy March 18, 2010

North Shore Weekend Warrior

Straight, 9-5 working male, living in Chicago, taking full advantage of the train's budget weekend pass and riding up to the North Shore to walk the quaint "downtown" streets while dressed to the nines in drag. Aka, weekend rail rider.

The new guy, from accounting, Dude's a total North Shore Weekend Warrior! On the weekends, he takes the train from the city up north to the 'burbs to strut his stuff in drag.

by Otis Martin June 20, 2011

weekend warrior

1. A person who has a boring rat race job, and compensates by being irresponsible during the weekend.

I am a weekend warrior and I like to party, but I can't because my life sucks. Except for the weekends.

by the_strategy_freak September 30, 2005

weekend warrior

A person who regularily parties on weekends. When you drink or smoke up on the weekends you can be considered a weekend warrior.

1:Hey did you see Bob?
2:Yes, Bob is a regular weekend warrior.

by Rasta-Clat November 12, 2004

weekend warrior

(Noun) One who has obligations during the week, i.e. job or school etc., but he/she enjoys being belligerently drunk and high all weekend to the extent of passing or blacking out. These people are notorious for staying up until sunrise and wearing the same clothes into the next day. They only qualify if he/she parties on all nights of the weekend - no days off - This requires much will power and obedience to binge drinking and smoking. However these people are not only limited to partying on weekends, weekdays are acceptable too.

After thirty games of beer pong (ruit), smoking six blunts, and getting some skins over the course of the weekend, the sun started to come up early sunday morning and Max established his weekend warrior status.

by Cooper July 14, 2006

Weekend Warrior

Non-active military personnel, meaning reservists. Reservists in the military only work on the weekends. Usually used by active duty guys as joke to lightly make fun of reservists.

Marine: You Active or Reserve?
Seaman: Reservist
Airman: You're a Weekend warrior?

by Chopped Up Cow December 8, 2021