13 definitions by Cooper

toolocity

The degree to which an individual is being a tool. Measured in a logarithmic scale .

Matt offered to rewrap Megan's taco, thereby increasing his toolocity five-fold.

by Cooper December 3, 2004

weekend warrior

(Noun) One who has obligations during the week, i.e. job or school etc., but he/she enjoys being belligerently drunk and high all weekend to the extent of passing or blacking out. These people are notorious for staying up until sunrise and wearing the same clothes into the next day. They only qualify if he/she parties on all nights of the weekend - no days off - This requires much will power and obedience to binge drinking and smoking. However these people are not only limited to partying on weekends, weekdays are acceptable too.

After thirty games of beer pong (ruit), smoking six blunts, and getting some skins over the course of the weekend, the sun started to come up early sunday morning and Max established his weekend warrior status.

by Cooper July 14, 2006

callin dinosaurs

Pukin up your guts when you realize you can't hold your alcohol

Did you hear ole girl callin dinosaurs last night after she had that vodka?

by Cooper January 26, 2004

Slurf N' Turf

The act of consuming wordslurfword while performing wordcunnilingusword during the woman's period.

I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 31, 2003

hung up

stuck on someone.

I'm really hung up on Alexa -- man, she's got it going on -- bling bling!

by Cooper November 20, 2002

Slurf

The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.

1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 31, 2003

WASIAN

wow dude i dont appreciate this shit im halfe white half asain.

by Cooper August 6, 2003