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Webster's Dicktionary

A rip off of the true dictionary the URBAN DICTIONARY should be the only dictionary
Webster's Dicktionary is useless you should be using the URBAN DICTIONARY
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Webster's Dictionary 

The first two words of a speech given by a complete tool.
"Greetings, faculty, parents, and fellow students. Webster's Dictionary defines 'graduation' as..."

Webster's Dictionary 

Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.
Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.
Webster's Dictionary by Luddz May 27, 2015

Webster's Dictionary 

The opposite of this crappy site that only has fake news, but is great for defining Emergency Bacon.
I read the Webster's Dictionary Today.

Webster's Dictionary 

Basically the lame step-cousin of The Urban Dictionary
Man: did you see bro In webster's Dictionary

Girl: what the fuck you still use webster's? You need to upgrade to Urban

Webster’s Dictionary Reject 

A person who wanted to submit a definition to Webster’s online dictionary, but was rejected because their neologism didn’t meet their criterion, then they post it on Urban Dictionary to make up for their broken self-esteem.
Guy 1: I tried to put the word Berserkowitz on Webster’s dictionary but they denied it.

Guy 2: I found it on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: Yeah I put it there. I felt so bad that they didn’t accept it.

Guy 2: You’re a Webster’s Dictionary Reject.

Webster's Dictionary 

Someone very smart and has to breakdown every little word and thing to people That usually have no knowledge or common sense of anything

; A Handsome or good looking Black man of all age variety with incredible intellect non-comparable to others
It's hard being a Webster's dictionary
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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