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Webster's Dictionary 

The first two words of a speech given by a complete tool.
"Greetings, faculty, parents, and fellow students. Webster's Dictionary defines 'graduation' as..."

Webster's Dictionary 

Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.
Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.
Webster's Dictionary by Luddz May 27, 2015

Webster's Dictionary 

The opposite of this crappy site that only has fake news, but is great for defining Emergency Bacon.
I read the Webster's Dictionary Today.

Webster's Dictionary 

Basically the lame step-cousin of The Urban Dictionary
Man: did you see bro In webster's Dictionary

Girl: what the fuck you still use webster's? You need to upgrade to Urban

Webster’s Dictionary Reject 

A person who wanted to submit a definition to Webster’s online dictionary, but was rejected because their neologism didn’t meet their criterion, then they post it on Urban Dictionary to make up for their broken self-esteem.
Guy 1: I tried to put the word Berserkowitz on Webster’s dictionary but they denied it.

Guy 2: I found it on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: Yeah I put it there. I felt so bad that they didn’t accept it.

Guy 2: You’re a Webster’s Dictionary Reject.

Webster's Dictionary 

Someone very smart and has to breakdown every little word and thing to people That usually have no knowledge or common sense of anything

; A Handsome or good looking Black man of all age variety with incredible intellect non-comparable to others
It's hard being a Webster's dictionary
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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