Webspinster 

An inveterate single female social networker

Webspinster is at it again.

Webspinster by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Wesminster Dog Show Aunts 

Beloved relatives whose sensibilities and lifestyles nonetheless confound others in the family.

A disclaimer often accompanies a Wesminster Dog Show Aunt, such as "We love Aunt Jenny, but she's a little different. In fact, that's why we love her."

Wesminster Dog Show Aunts by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Webspinner

A enslaved person that works in the textile industry, typically working with yarn or string.

“That webspinner messed up my suit!”
“Back to work, webspinner!”

Webspinner by Mental noble December 9, 2025