Weavles

a man's balls

haha, i totally stole your girlfriend!!

you fuckin suck, douchebag.

haha, sucker, Suck my weavles Holmes!

by marshh December 7, 2009

weavesplaining

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everything but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

I woke up and my weave is just falling out of my head, I didn't brush it, cut it, wash it or pull it, the braids just disappeared!

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everthing but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

by dawnnhelene August 30, 2018

weakles

Adj: Something that is weaker than weak.

"That guy made a total fool of himself, that dance move was weakles!"

by ding dong 1 May 26, 2009

Weagles

Australian Slang for West Coast Eagles. An Australian Rules football club.

"The Weagles lost the darby again". Or "Did you go to the Weagles game last weekend?"

by Doesn't actually follow footy April 1, 2009

eye weaves

Eyes Weaves are the long ass, ridiculous fake eyelashes young girls and some women glue to their eyes in a horrible attempt to look like an IG model.

Man she has some pretty eyelashes.
Dude they are not real they are Eye Weaves.

by B-More Damiano January 11, 2017

weaves

a condition given to someone who is addicted to gym. the word is also synonymous with an excess amount of anabloic creatine intake. one wouldd find a 'weaves' wearing only wife-beaters or finger clothing, and listening to locnville. research has proven that weaves is also commonly associated with the smooth tiger smooth tiger syndrome.

that guy has the weaves syndrome. i heard him listening to loncville the other day, while at gym !

by jjanabolicleroux November 2, 2010

recession weaves

the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.

Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart.

Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times.

Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?

by flavor of love girl April 1, 2009