Jason: I woke up and had the biggest waterlog, but I just went back to sleep instead
or
Kevin: I gotta go take a piss, I've been waterlogging for the last 10 minutes.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.