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watering the plants 

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.
'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

watering the plants 

Urinating outside , for the benefit of the plants who don't get enough water
Dude A: "I thought you needed a piss ,isn't there a line"
Dude B: "na, I just went outside and was watering the plants"

Watering the plants 

A sexual reference used when you don't want to be too obvious.
Girl: what are you thinking about right now?
Guy: watering the plants
Watering the plants by Mikehappt December 21, 2017

Watering The Plants 

Usually used as an excuse when somebody wants something done.
Jackass: wanna come over later?
You: ............Watering the plants
Jackass: alrighty.
Watering The Plants by James K. Bitch September 29, 2008

Watering the plants 

Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.
"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026