Watering the plant 

This is a phrase which is specially used to seduce someone from the perspective of sex

For example :-

"She was watering the plant a lot but I didn't respond to control my amorous feeling" peter said

Watering the plant by Ubed khan April 21, 2019

watering the plants 

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

watering the plants by jajamoneralover September 26, 2008

watering the plants 

Urinating outside , for the benefit of the plants who don't get enough water

Dude A: "I thought you needed a piss ,isn't there a line"
Dude B: "na, I just went outside and was watering the plants"

watering the plants by ronifer b March 7, 2015

Watering the plants 

A sexual reference used when you don't want to be too obvious.

Girl: what are you thinking about right now?
Guy: watering the plants

Watering the plants by Mikehappt December 21, 2017

Watering The Plants 

Usually used as an excuse when somebody wants something done.

Jackass: wanna come over later?
You: ............Watering the plants
Jackass: alrighty.

Watering The Plants by James K. Bitch September 29, 2008

Watering the plants 

Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.

"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"

Watering the plants by Matty Lebatty June 23, 2022