Watering the Garden

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

by Ben Dover Your Mother February 4, 2020

Watering the garden

When someone urinates in the garden of another, perhaps while stocking that person or waiting for them. Can also be done as an insult to someone if you dislike them

After waiting 6 hours in Arthurs' garden to catch him in tag, Kevin Fung took a whiz (urination) in the garden.

by Big Todd August 19, 2005

water garden

1:- a womans Vaginal area

"i have a few bugs in my water garden"

by iain 1986 April 3, 2007

Watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

by Camryn and Conrad January 11, 2019

watering a dog shit garden

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.

He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.

by jun nakane June 13, 2007

Water my spice garden

masturbate

"I have to go water my spice garden."

by ChloroformSalesperson January 30, 2021

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

by Panties wet AF June 14, 2022