When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.
John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.
A sex act involving at least 2 participants, one equipped with some kind of ejaculatory penetrative device. One person is administered an enema using at least 1 water bottles worth of fluid, after which they hold the contents in their anal tract while being penetrated. After the latter participant ejaculates, the former is filmed (either by one of the previous two participants or by another person) shitting the contents of the water bottle, the cum, and their own feces into the mouth of the latter, who poses with the initial bottle. The footage is then sent over all possible platforms to the manufacturer of said bottle.
Roger: Whoa man, did you see that video of Peggy and Josh water bottling the other night?
Ali: Yea bro, I heard Ozarka sponsored them after seeing it and they're shooting porno site specific adds for them now, mad crazy
Drill instructor would line recruits up after meals and force them to down liters of water from their canteens in a ritual they referred to as “waterbowling.”
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.