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mobile waterbed 

A fat chick you find for desprate sex. You take her camping with you, so no one will view your mounting of her. Except natures animals, and they do not judge.
I was so hard up for some lovin.. I went "Hoggin" and found me a take. We went camping and she was my "mobile waterbed".

Waterbed Ass 

An ass, that resembles a waterbed when slapped. For example jiggles and ripples and does not resemble a quality ass.
Did you see the ripples on that waterbed ass? I would never tap an ass like that.
Waterbed Ass by Chadgini June 28, 2012

waterbed people 

people who own or enjoy any or all of the following items; a waterbed, a pet reptile or spider, glow in the dark posters, a blacklight, crystal figurines of mystical figures like unicorns wizards etc., eagle tee shirts, dragon shirts, jnco jeans, anything with a wolf on it, teen pregnancy, zimas, and last but not least eyebrow piercings.
ashley: look at that guy at that table with that weird mystical dragon shirt, jncos, and nails in his face.
lindsay: yeah he is waterbed as fuck.
ashley: we should have never come to long john silvers in apache junction too many waterbed people.
waterbed people by lindaisay November 5, 2008
where a bloke puts his head in between a woman's breasts and blows raspberries.
"can i give you a waterboat?"
"sure, whats that?"
"i'll show you."
*man puts his head in between breats*
'phhttttt'
*blows raspberries*
etc
waterboat by Kilaaa August 12, 2007

waterbeer 

It's a beer with so low-alcohol gradation that is not possible be drunken with it.
Fuck! Now, we are in Sweden and normal supermarkets can sell only waterbeer!
waterbeer by Döbelnsgatan December 23, 2010

Waterbed 

1. Someone who gets around and has a lot of excess body fat.

2. A very easy fat slut.
Joe: Everyone in the world has fucked Jamie. She's fat and her face is squished in, but it's just too damn easy, I just can't say no.

Matt: I know, she's a total waterbed, and I'm disgusted at myself for it.
Waterbed by wild oranges August 20, 2009