Waterbed

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1. Someone who gets around and has a lot of excess body fat.

2. A very easy fat slut.

Joe: Everyone in the world has fucked Jamie. She's fat and her face is squished in, but it's just too damn easy, I just can't say no.

Matt: I know, she's a total waterbed, and I'm disgusted at myself for it.

Waterbed by wild oranges August 20, 2009

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waterbed

a combination of roofie and exlax.

Mutha-fucka waterbeddin

waterbed by SaintPaul August 14, 2010

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waterbed

1. n. A bed made of water
2. v. The act of preforming sexual intercourse on a waterbed.
3. n. The best surface on which to preform sexual intercourse.

Chris and Emily waterbed every single night.

waterbed by chrisxhong January 4, 2008

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Waterbed

(n) When after sex the bed is drenched in sweat.

Dude why is your bed wet?
My girl and I turned it into a waterbed

Waterbed by Datguy9 August 26, 2012

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WaterBed

When your bed is drenched in cum; usually after the act of edging or orgasm denial.
Could also happen after many rounds of fucking.

Dude, that new technique you showed me had me in a complete waterbed last night. I think I need another mattress...

WaterBed by NootNoot88 December 15, 2017

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Waterbed Ass

An ass, that resembles a waterbed when slapped. For example jiggles and ripples and does not resemble a quality ass.

Did you see the ripples on that waterbed ass? I would never tap an ass like that.

Waterbed Ass by Chadgini June 28, 2012

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waterbed people

people who own or enjoy any or all of the following items; a waterbed, a pet reptile or spider, glow in the dark posters, a blacklight, crystal figurines of mystical figures like unicorns wizards etc., eagle tee shirts, dragon shirts, jnco jeans, anything with a wolf on it, teen pregnancy, zimas, and last but not least eyebrow piercings.

ashley: look at that guy at that table with that weird mystical dragon shirt, jncos, and nails in his face.
lindsay: yeah he is waterbed as fuck.
ashley: we should have never come to long john silvers in apache junction too many waterbed people.

waterbed people by lindaisay November 5, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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