water skiing
A subset of water sports, water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.
water skiing by briantech September 29, 2005
Words you can keep
canadian water skiing
When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.
Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.
canadian water skiing by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016
Related Words
naked water-skiing
naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.
Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!
naked water-skiing by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
sand water skiing
sand water skiing by Litnfit April 28, 2024
on-sand water skiing
Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
on-sand water skiing by Litnfit April 28, 2024
Waterskiing
When a couple is going through a large crowd. They won't let go of each others hand for THIRTY FRICKIN SECONDS, so this results in an awkward crowd-parting in which the guy is dragged behind the girl or vice versa.
Waterskiing by efvaebaegfbgahdbgrhytgdfbnhtg November 5, 2011
Waterskiing
Slang: (Aust.)
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.
Aussie 1: "Jeez mate, you look rough. Hard night?"
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!"
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!"
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."
Waterskiing by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008
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2. Movie
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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