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Water Logged 

Water logged: sex act, submerge meat in water for 4 hours then when you and your mate are ready for intercourse you pull your meat out of water and slap your mate across the face to start the games.
Hey wanna see a water log, mate replies yes you come out of bathroom and sale her unexpectedly with your meat and yell water logged!
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waterlogged 

in reference to skateboards... when one's skateboard gets wet, or coated with water, then drying up, allowing the wood to absorb the water, resulting in a weaker, lighter skateboard deck which is harder to pop, harder to flip, and easier to snap; overall a negative effect

- est. 2/2012 OFLO
" man i bought a new skateboard deck last week, and it already got waterlogged "

" damn dude sucks to be you "
waterlogged by bbopyank May 9, 2012

Waterlogged 

When your ears are filled with water after you swim, and you can't get it out no matter what you do.
Zoey: oh man, I just came from the beach.
Dan: Really? How was it?
Zoey: It was fun, but I got seriously waterlogged.
Waterlogged by Palliac July 15, 2010

Waterlogged 

Being soaked with water or some other liquid. Basically a fancy way to say wet.
After the blizzard, my socks got waterlogged.

Waterlogged 

When someone is filled up with a bodily fluid to the point of overflowing or leakage. Usually used as an insult to someone who is acting like a hoe, sket and/or whore. Mostly used to comment on someones mother, if they like to sleep around with the boys.
person 1: your mums waterlogged mate.
person 2: nah, i know who my father is. my mother didn't sleep around my good sir.

other example.

Person 1: Calfreezy and The Burnt Chip are waterlogged
Crowd: MMM yes, I agree
Waterlogged by BYROON September 11, 2022

Waterlogged 

When the stupid fucking window is surrounded by water and you can't fucking fix it because the water is pushing you out of the fucking way so you have to come in from the fucking side and break a few blocks to reach the fucking window BUT NOW MORE FUCKING WATER IS LEAKING AND PUSHING YOU OUT OF THE FUCKIKN WAY SO YOU HAVE TO COME IN FROM THE FUCKING TOP AND BREAK THE WINDO BUT THNE YOU NEED TO MAKE A NOTHER FUXKING WINDO I wani gc Co Co gc Co LF Co mc FYI if cc'd y Th BBC sbvabmmmsnAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DID THEY THINK THAT HAVING THINGS GET WATERLOGGED WATERGLOGED WAS AGOOBMI DEALWALSD!!!
WEFF ;" feaws
Waterlogged by notfurryipromise August 10, 2020

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. 

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?
Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?
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