waterjogged 

The wet through state of a jogger after they have just been out for a gentle run and the heaven's opened on them.

A stone heavier now as water collects in every item of clothing, slops around in the shoes and streams off the matted hair (for those who have hair). Knees and legs stung by the pellets of rain are soothed by the steady trickle of water draining from the shorts and shirt.

Coming home waterjogged after a 5k, I was wrapped in the dry humour of my running buddies who opted not to run.

waterjogged by Johnny Doyle October 1, 2020

waterlogged 

in reference to skateboards... when one's skateboard gets wet, or coated with water, then drying up, allowing the wood to absorb the water, resulting in a weaker, lighter skateboard deck which is harder to pop, harder to flip, and easier to snap; overall a negative effect

- est. 2/2012 OFLO

" man i bought a new skateboard deck last week, and it already got waterlogged "

" damn dude sucks to be you "

waterlogged by bbopyank May 9, 2012

Waterlogged 

When your ears are filled with water after you swim, and you can't get it out no matter what you do.

Zoey: oh man, I just came from the beach.
Dan: Really? How was it?
Zoey: It was fun, but I got seriously waterlogged.

Waterlogged by Palliac July 15, 2010

Waterlogged 

Being soaked with water or some other liquid. Basically a fancy way to say wet.

After the blizzard, my socks got waterlogged.

Waterlogged by I AM THE GREAT WART HAHAHA December 10, 2016

Waterlogged 

When someone is filled up with a bodily fluid to the point of overflowing or leakage. Usually used as an insult to someone who is acting like a hoe, sket and/or whore. Mostly used to comment on someones mother, if they like to sleep around with the boys.

person 1: your mums waterlogged mate.
person 2: nah, i know who my father is. my mother didn't sleep around my good sir.

other example.

Person 1: Calfreezy and The Burnt Chip are waterlogged
Crowd: MMM yes, I agree

Waterlogged by BYROON September 11, 2022

Waterlogged 

When the stupid fucking window is surrounded by water and you can't fucking fix it because the water is pushing you out of the fucking way so you have to come in from the fucking side and break a few blocks to reach the fucking window BUT NOW MORE FUCKING WATER IS LEAKING AND PUSHING YOU OUT OF THE FUCKIKN WAY SO YOU HAVE TO COME IN FROM THE FUCKING TOP AND BREAK THE WINDO BUT THNE YOU NEED TO MAKE A NOTHER FUXKING WINDO I wani gc Co Co gc Co LF Co mc FYI if cc'd y Th BBC sbvabmmmsnAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY DID THEY THINK THAT HAVING THINGS GET WATERLOGGED WATERGLOGED WAS AGOOBMI DEALWALSD!!!
WEFF ;" feaws

Waterlogged by notfurryipromise August 10, 2020

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. 

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. by come along pond November 26, 2011