Water Hoes

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Prostitutes with water-dispensing devises, often sprays or gardening cans.

"Hey, why are my gardenias so luscious?"

"The Water Hoes sprayed them last night, while they were on patrol."

"Wow! Thanks, Water Hoes!"

Water Hoes by 6of1 March 27, 2009

Words you can keep

waterhoes

unrecognized women or men whose only purpose at a party or gala event are to bring beverages around

He slapped those waterhoes after she brought him the wrong drink twice.

waterhoes by Ram Spaceone February 17, 2007

siberian waterhose

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"

I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

siberian waterhose by Sloppy Mcfatass September 10, 2015

Freya waterhouse

A very nice person.

Freya Waterhouse is very nice

Freya waterhouse by Hivedwchgjuecf hjuh cfejuhh cr May 11, 2020

Waterhouse

Extremely sexy family. Where the men have 13 inchers.

Ohhh look its a Waterhouse.

Waterhouse by little kid lover 777 September 16, 2014

waterhoe

is a major hoe but thirsty as fuck for that dick

stop being a waterhoe

waterhoe by guilty.princess May 8, 2017

Polish Waterhorse

A sexual reference used to mess with annoying high school girls.

Yo bro, that girl Sophie is being annoying, tell her to give you a Polish Waterhorse.

Polish Waterhorse by YouWishYouWereATrojan December 26, 2010

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026