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Wasted Wednesday 

getting trashed on a wednesday
could also be a continuation of tipsy tuesday
or a prep for thirsty thursday
What are you going to work on today?

Nothing, its wasted wednesday.
Wasted Wednesday by toonerpro December 2, 2009

Get Wasted Wednesday 

Get Wasted Wednesday happens every week. It is a perfect time to celebrate midweek with just two days remaining until the Weekend. Get a beer and forget about your problems.
A: "Ayo, I don't want another beer, it's Wednesday"
B: "No problem, it is a Get Wasted Wednesday! So you can have as many as you want!"
Get Wasted Wednesday by michaldabest December 25, 2022

Waste-of-Life Wednesday 

Getting shit-faced on a Wednesday due to drink specials at numerous bars even though you know you have responsibilities like work or school the next day.
I know I have class tomorrow, but it's $2 Margarita night. I love Waste-of-Life Wednesdays!

Wasted Women's Wednesday

A wonderful excuse for girls (mostly sorority girls) to get drunk mid-week
Abigail: "What are you doing tonight?"
Marcy: "It's Wasted Women's Wednesday! Everyone's gonna be at the house, you should come!"
Abigail: "WWW!"

wasted white girl wednesday 

The act of taking a white female between the ages of 21 and 29 out to a bar, buying all of her drinks in an attempt to get laid just to wind up home alone regretting the decision to take her out because shes a light weight that can't take dick
I finally found a female for wasted white girl wednesday this week!

water wednesdays 

The act of drinking only water on the 3rd day of the week to prevent wieght gain. usually practiced by overly socially aware teenage girls.
Girl 1: what are you eating tommorow?
Girl 2: nothing its water wednesdays
water wednesdays by Rey1119 November 28, 2012