The condition of a male waking up in the morning with the perfect ability to have sex (having a good erection), but his partner has already awoken and dressed or left for work, thus leaving him sexually stranded.
John, in a mid-morning phone call to his girlfriend, Suzie: I was disappointed that you left early for work this morning, because when I woke up, I had a perfect erection for love making. I guess it's just another episode of "wasted dick".
by Mr. Sammm August 16, 2011
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by Pumpkin Escobar October 7, 2012
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Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.
Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.
by PatReid October 7, 2012
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2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
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2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
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