Wasted Dick 

The condition of a male waking up in the morning with the perfect ability to have sex (having a good erection), but his partner has already awoken and dressed or left for work, thus leaving him sexually stranded.

John, in a mid-morning phone call to his girlfriend, Suzie: I was disappointed that you left early for work this morning, because when I woke up, I had a perfect erection for love making. I guess it's just another episode of "wasted dick".

Wasted Dick by Mr. Sammm August 16, 2011

Sock Dick Wasted 

When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.

"I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. "

Sock Dick Wasted by Pumpkin Escobar October 7, 2012

sock dick wasted 

Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.

Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.

sock dick wasted by PatReid October 7, 2012

Dick washed 

One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.

1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed

2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.

Dick washed by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020

Dick washed 

Someone who is brainwashed with a bit of good dick

This bird is totally dick washed

Dick washed by manolv October 23, 2017

Dick Waste

An irrelevant human being.
This word was made famous by a cast member of JKNews.

Guy1:I can't believe he reminded the teacher about the homework
Guy2: Yeah. What a dick waste.

Dick Waste by Kimchi Slap May 1, 2019

A waste of dick 

When you have such a large penis it's a waste of dick. No one wants it because it would wreck them.

That's a waste of dick my friend....can i have it when you die

A waste of dick by Dickeyrific32 May 1, 2019