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wash dishes 

Wash the dishes, wipe down the countertop, stovetop and clean the sink after you’re done.

*sweeping/ cleaning the floor may also be included depending on the situation*
Ya ma: “wash these dishes”
You: *washes dishes*
Ya ma: “didn’t I tell you to wash dishes?! That means clean the whole kitchen! Why the counter still dirty?”
wash dishes by LitGyal September 1, 2018
Words you can keep

Wash Dishes 

When a female masturbates in the bathtub.
Becky: What are your plans for the night since TJ's OT?
Tiff: Just relaxing, have to wash dishes later.
Wash Dishes by BeanTownRaider April 20, 2020

Wash The Dishes 

"Hey dude, i'll call you back, I have to "wash the dishes".
Wash The Dishes by RAWR10101 November 3, 2009

Wash Dem Dishes 

A term made by President Nick Atkinson meaning clean your vagina
Tyler:Aye You See That Girl..I Ate Her Out
The Prez:You I Heard She Dont Wash Dem Dishes
Wash Dem Dishes by President Nick February 17, 2014

Wash the Dishes 

To rub the clitorus in a back and forth or circular motion as if washing a small plate.
Susie is coming over later, I'm gonna wash the dishes
Wash the Dishes by BluffCard September 12, 2023

washdisher

An automatic electric dishwasher. In particular, the very least expensive model you could find at the local discount appliance store, which has only a timer dial with normal and long wash cycles (but no pre-wash) and a heated dry rocker switch (but no indicator light), closes with a spring-loaded slide latch, and has a white plastic interior with a telescoping penis center sprayer. Because when the old one finally stopped working, you couldn't afford to buy a fancy model with electronic touch controls and a whisper quiet motor and a stainless steel interior and adjustable multi-level racks and dual washer arms. The good news is that the brainless motor-driven cycle timer clock in your cheap washdisher will probably outlast several hundred dollars worth of replacements for failure-prone computer motherboards and electronic sensor elements for that outrageously expensive and hideously complicated dishwasher you didn't buy.
Mom: Where did you put the shika shika (carrot peeler)?
Pop: Look in the washdisher. I ran it last night before bed.
washdisher by flashlightfloyd July 4, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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