A man, who doesn't
act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking alcohol, taking
drugs in the local pub, ending up at someone's
kitchen, with no job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women
'Ey up mate what you get up to last
night?'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the
kitchen all
night sniffed coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though dude?'
'Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'