warmth 

Euphemism for the constant buzzing and hissing heard on vinyl records.

Used by fans of vinyl, who claim this distortion makes records sound better than CDs; which sound too "clean".

Vinyl Fan: Here let me put on this record, then you'll understand. (Record starts playing) Do you hear the warmth?
Normal Guy: Warmth? I just hear a bunch of hissing under the music. Why is that better than a CD?

warmth by GAWII March 2, 2009

Warmth 

A warmhearted feeling.

I used to be happy back in the days.But I don't no longer fell warmth inside of me.

Warmth by Toa Pohatu March 16, 2017

Warmth Chub 

A semi-erection of the penis caused by warmth, such as: lying under a blanket or a long period, being in the shower or in another warm enviroment.

"Look, Bill's got a erection!"
"It's a warmth chub Tom. You got penis on your mind or something?"

Warmth Chub by halfemptybottles February 28, 2013

warmth shag 

An episode of sexual activity used primarily for self-preservation in a cold climate.

John had originally planned a non-stop hike through Sweden. Unfortunately, the temperature plummeted dramatically and he was forced to stop for a quick warmth shag.

warmth shag by Abanazar January 6, 2012

Kettle Warmth 

Warm liquid from a kettle.

See:Hot Water

Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@
Person 2: I know, I could really do with some kettle warmth

Kettle Warmth by Erratic Doorhandle April 27, 2010

Awkward Bum Warmth 

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.

I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.

Awkward Bum Warmth by Inspector Bumtrousers November 19, 2013

Poop Warmth 

When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.

Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here!

I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.

Poop Warmth by Madetolast December 20, 2017