waggling 

The art of waggling involves the pendulum-like movements of a man's privates swaying between his thighs. For proper waggling, the scrotum must be proceeded in the act by the male member, the penis. As the scrotum follows the penis in this uniform motion, the scrotum must slap against the man's gooch and lower abdomen in a military cadence (using a 4 beat bar works best). As the tempo quickens, it is completely appropriate for the male to make grunting noises and possibly loud exclamations of "oh yes baby" or "get some, get some."

John loves waggling in fronts of large groups of people as part of his streaking expose.

waggling by gooch-guzzler February 16, 2010

dick waggling contest 

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.

Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

dick waggling contest by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

tard waggling

the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded

Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.

tard waggling by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009

bully-waggling

It is a type of tug of war with words but getting nowhere or not coming to a resolution. A push of opinions but staying stagnant due to the varying opinions.

This conversation is full of people bully-waggling.

bully-waggling by Dr. Chancee December 9, 2023

power wagging

A term coined by NBC's 30 Rock. It's when you shake your index finger at someone to make a point to whatever you're saying. First used in a season 5 episode called "Plan B" by Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin's character).

Liz - "You're looking out for us, right? Pounding on desks and doing whatever this called." (she's shaking her index finger)

Jack - "Power wagging."

power wagging by TURBO1NIX April 16, 2011

Wagging 

To ditch an event or school
"Hey Damo,what did you do on Tuesday?"
"I fucken wagged school because i'm a real Aussie cunt"
"Hey maybe you shouldn't wag school"
"HEY SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BEFORE I MAKE YOU.Wagging is what a true aussie does,unlike you Clancy"

"Wagging is what a dipshit bogan does because he hates school,and i'm a dipshit bogan that hates school"

Wagging by Wagging April 4, 2015

the tail wagging the dog 

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

the tail wagging the dog by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008