Wardism
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wardish
wardish by yesssirbob January 13, 2013
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wardish
a mutt language which is a presumed to be a combination of an inability to form cohesive thoughts with an innate instinct to revert to speaking Yiddish.
Roommate: Hey Steve how did the repairman turn the furnace on??
Steve: Ha, ya'whad! who?..its a secret..secret man. what furnace? You called a plumber?
Roommate: Damn it Steve, enough wardish. give me a straight answer.
Steve: Ha, ya'whad! who?..its a secret..secret man. what furnace? You called a plumber?
Roommate: Damn it Steve, enough wardish. give me a straight answer.
wardish by confused roommate December 3, 2007
Wadism
A miniature dishevelled goblin that lives within the confines of his mothers basement. Despite not being able to see his toes, this sea merchant prides himself on his slowly greying beard; along with two stubby legs that waddle on the earths surface, however the weight hoisted upon these legs create the earths surface to be trampled flat. Many consider this specimen to have a weird shaped head; shifting the gravitational balance every time his head leans to one side. He often frequents with five other individuals; a 20 year old man-child, a meaty McDonald's hairline bowling ball, a man with a midsection made of play dough, a disabled Australian; and a mega chad who owns everything he has. he also gorges upon a selective diet of burgers and fish pasties.
Wadism by NotBenAnderson March 23, 2022
Warkism
A pompous style of news reporting where the author twists the truth to suit their viewpoint and to put themselves at the centre of the narrative as in the work of BBC presenter Kirsty Wark
Warkism by Dr John the Night-tripper August 21, 2020
Wardlism
A rare condition of being extremely stupid and at the same time being completely self aware of your stupidity.
Did you hear about Alex taking 3 hours to make a burger? I don't understand how he is so good at playing drums yet he's got no common sense - he must have Wardlism
Wardlism by LoganOC123 January 2, 2022
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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