Wardism 

A Total Fuck up!
Made a big mistake

"Shit, i've just done a Wardism"

Wardism by Bergo November 20, 2007

wardish 

Feeling the need to place an inanimate object into your rectum.

Wow you sure put that cucumber way up there ! Yeah I was defiantly feeling wardish today.

wardish by yesssirbob January 13, 2013

wordism 

The art of deriving words from seemingly nowhere, by utilising the full extent of the English language.

I used wordism to create my own post modern impressionist dictionary of existentialisistic terms.

wordism by Arthur September 16, 2003

wardish 

a mutt language which is a presumed to be a combination of an inability to form cohesive thoughts with an innate instinct to revert to speaking Yiddish.

Roommate: Hey Steve how did the repairman turn the furnace on??
Steve: Ha, ya'whad! who?..its a secret..secret man. what furnace? You called a plumber?
Roommate: Damn it Steve, enough wardish. give me a straight answer.

wardish by confused roommate December 3, 2007

Wadism

A miniature dishevelled goblin that lives within the confines of his mothers basement. Despite not being able to see his toes, this sea merchant prides himself on his slowly greying beard; along with two stubby legs that waddle on the earths surface, however the weight hoisted upon these legs create the earths surface to be trampled flat. Many consider this specimen to have a weird shaped head; shifting the gravitational balance every time his head leans to one side. He often frequents with five other individuals; a 20 year old man-child, a meaty McDonald's hairline bowling ball, a man with a midsection made of play dough, a disabled Australian; and a mega chad who owns everything he has. he also gorges upon a selective diet of burgers and fish pasties.

Just stop being a Wadism bro.. Mega Cringe!

Wadism by NotBenAnderson March 23, 2022

Warkism 

A pompous style of news reporting where the author twists the truth to suit their viewpoint and to put themselves at the centre of the narrative as in the work of BBC presenter Kirsty Wark

The way the reporter presented the story was a classic case of Warkism

Warkism by Dr John the Night-tripper August 21, 2020

Wardlism 

A rare condition of being extremely stupid and at the same time being completely self aware of your stupidity.

Did you hear about Alex taking 3 hours to make a burger? I don't understand how he is so good at playing drums yet he's got no common sense - he must have Wardlism

Wardlism by LoganOC123 January 2, 2022