Warkism

A pompous style of news reporting where the author twists the truth to suit their viewpoint and to put themselves at the centre of the narrative as in the work of BBC presenter Kirsty Wark

The way the reporter presented the story was a classic case of Warkism

by Dr John the Night-tripper August 21, 2020

wackism

Followers of the great religion of the wack. Our holidays are Wacky Wednesday, Saucey Saturday, and Tide Pod Tuesday. Our annual holiday is The Week of Wack, on June 9th (6/9), and for 8 days, everyday is Wacky Wednesday. (7 days couldn't contain the wack, so the Wack monks decided another day should be added).

I am I wacky follower of wackism.

by theoofoftheoof February 6, 2018

Wankism

When people start using large words in ways that only themselves can understand. Usually, these words end with 'ism' or 'ist'.

"What is this guy talking about?"

"I dunno, I think he's just using a bit of wankism."

by Pragmaticism May 18, 2013

Wardism

A Total Fuck up!
Made a big mistake

"Shit, i've just done a Wardism"

by Bergo November 20, 2007

workism

A system that incorporates work, habitation, and social life golden handcuffs; transcending the mentalities of it’s participants to a collective bourgeois hierarchy.

Brad “ chad want to go to first Friday in Oakland tonight”
Chad “where’s Oakland”
Brad “bro it’s across the bridge, you need to get out more”
Chad “dude I work on the 30th, my girlfriend works on 24, I live in the High rise across the street, Bachi nights are Wednesday, and this block has seven bars and twenty four restaurants. I don’t need to go anywhere!

Brad “workism bro” smh

by Thisguytone February 24, 2019

Warism

The act, practice, or process of committing war crimes, both in real life and in game.

Levi: "Dude! Did you hear what happened?"
Quinn: "No? Tell me."
Levi: "Max committed Warism yesterday when we were playing Call of Duty."

by Akari_ontop November 27, 2023