War Cock

Genetically enhanced rooster-humanoid meant for battling the evil of the fast food chains. Can usually be seen with his signature gatling gun and bowie knife, though he is skilled in all hand to hand combat, and weapons systems.

Damn War Cock just destroyed old Ronald McDonald!

by dalem246723 September 9, 2020

Cock War

When someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. It metaphorically is expressed in the size of one's "cock." This is not to be confused with a pissing contest.

"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."

by THE JENNA August 18, 2013

The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

Warcock

The cock of a warlock.

They were too late as they saw CJ's lifeless body puppeting on that mighty warcock!

by Lvl2Wizard May 26, 2016

WarCocks

A Game where two males stand in front of each other and hold one another's penises. The Loser is determined by which one gets an erection first.
If this goes on for more than half an hour, a bonus round is started, which consists of whichever male has foreskin places his foreskin over the other male's penis and continues the game.

Guy 1: "Dude do we settle this argument of who is gayer?"
Guy 2: "WarCocks!"
Guy 1: "Dude you lose"

by Aviticus January 15, 2009

Warcock

Warcock; a state of mind in which a player of the Fps shooter Warrock is obsessed beyond normality. People who are said to be "Warcock", "Warcocking", or "riding the Warcock" are usualy between the ages of 12-19 and care deeply for this video game. Some cases are so bad in which a person starts rumors about another player, pretends to be a certain player or clan such as "deuces", or is an extremely active member on the Warrock forums, meaning thet have 200+ posts.

"Hey bro that guy mario is so obsessed he pretends to be in deuces, he must be Warcocking"

"Yo i have over 2000 posts on forums, i think im riding the war cock."

by iaml3g3nd August 22, 2009

warcock

Warcock is a flexible word. It can mean any of the following:
-A warlock's cock,
-A state of mind akin to that of the murder boner or rage boner,
-A battering ram type device.

Tell the King the Frank's warcocks are penetrating our defenses!

by Animal-Mother July 25, 2011