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Wapologist 

Someone of great power who knows all there is to know about War and Peace
You know that guy Icy? He’s just so sexy he’s the Wapologist
Wapologist by Anonymous JaBruh January 1, 2023
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celebrity apologist 

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.
"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"
celebrity apologist by Rhym November 18, 2016

cop apologist 

A cop apologist is a person, usually a Statist, who, no matter what a cop does, no matter how bad and unreasonable their actions are. A cop apologist will defend their actions no matter what. They, like cops themselves, think that the police are royalty and above the law and they think that cops should be able to do whatever they want no matter what the situation is. They also think that people should just comply to cops or whatever even though people are not obligated to. They also think it's bad for people to stand up for their rights to a cop even though they have every right to do so.
Regular person: That cop just shot a kid while the kid was holding a Wii remote.

Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.

Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.
cop apologist by Paperplates2 March 19, 2014

capologist 

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.
Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.
capologist by on ogd July 27, 2020

loki_apologist 

a hilarious person who stans amy winehouse never misses!
everyone: loki_apologist never misses

Charles and Camilla Apologist 

A person who supports Charles and Camilla.

an apologist whos delusional and loves
loves typing or spamming the words 'Diana was no Saint' 'Diana was no Angel' 'Stop idolizing Diana she wasn't innocent' on a princess diana post.
they also make up very delusional things such as the 'Cult of Diana' 'Princess Diana Cult' and how princess diana has a 'Cult of Personality'. those 3 things come from very delusional charles and camilla apologists. (Usually from Quora)
Charles and Camilla apologists can be found in Quora, the social media Q&A website they've turned into their military base, safe space and hate zone against diana. Charles and Camilla apologists are pretty much a majority in Quora, they can be found in British Royal Family subpages, Harry and Meghan subpages, and William and Kate subpages.
They also say foolish hypocritical things such as 'I love Diana, but she manipulated the british media and was a bad mother'. no princess diana fan would call diana that, only a Charles and Camilla apologist would.
Usually Charles and Camilla apologists consists of old british conservatives, retired military men on their deathbed, and old ugly women who's jealous of Diana's beauty.
they also believe in the obvious hoax that Diana 'cheated first'. even though charles met with camilla before he married diana.
one of the most vile Charles and Camilla apologists is Patricia Bromley, known for her hypocritical, one-sided stand with Charles and Camilla and her anti-diana narratives.
Penny Junior is a Charles and Camilla apologist who loves criticizing every move Princess Diana does, no wonder god made her look like a dehydrated version of Roz Hanby

Yapologist 

Someone who yaps so damn much they could make a career out of it
“And then I was like-“
“Shut the hell up. You’re a yapologist for Christ’s sake. D1 at yapping.”
Yapologist by Random_ahh October 2, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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