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Bridge Wank 

The act of holding yourself up by one hand (e.g. On your bed) and holding your other side up with your feet (e.g. On a table or windowsill) and wanking. The increased blood flowing to the penis makes you more erect.
"Dude I just caught my son bridge wanking in his room."

wonky bridges 

when you are at a sushi restaurant with your lady friend and you sick a pair of chop sticks up your ass and have her eat her sushi with them
yo dude so eric steinberg gave me the wonky bridges at his apprentcieship sushi job
wonky bridges by saget huffer October 7, 2008