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Definitions by Harambeisinourhearts

Bridge Wank 

The act of holding yourself up by one hand (e.g. On your bed) and holding your other side up with your feet (e.g. On a table or windowsill) and wanking. The increased blood flowing to the penis makes you more erect.
"Dude I just caught my son bridge wanking in his room."

Minge-Bag Wanker 

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.
"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"
A gorilla that was shot in cold blood when it saved a child from drowning when there parents didn't look out for them.
He didn't live in a Zoo though. He lived in our hearts... Harambe means the holiest of creatures that sticks together the earth together
Harambe by Harambeisinourhearts September 5, 2016
A gorilla that was shot in cold blood when it saved a child from drowning when there parents didn't look out for them.
He didn't live in a Zoo though. He lived in our hearts... Harambe means the holiest of creatures that sticks together the earth together
Harambe by Harambeisinourhearts September 5, 2016