Wanky Poo

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

by Rumball June 18, 2014

wanky poo

the act of rectal stimulation causing an ejaculatory response during defication.

man1: ooo those 12 pints of guiness made my shit so hard it made me cum when i had a dump.

man2: that was a wanky poo! always something to look forward to!

by john thompson plymouth February 15, 2006

Poo Wank

For a male to masturbate whilst sitting on the toilet; just after he's used the toilet for a poo.

Person A: I had a Poo Wank last night.

Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?

Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.

by Joee Brownn May 26, 2011

poo-wank

the wanking of poo usaully exercised by homosexuals or people with serious mentall retardations

hey look at that retard having a poo-wank

by o.b1000 November 20, 2007

Wankypoobutts

Typical word for frustration or when something goes wrong. 'Fuck sake' is so 2009, wankypoobutts has a certain ring to it that is addictive. Wank, poo, and stub out a cigarette butt (metaphorically of course) southern slang for the big bad prang slags and fags.

Jack: oh for fuck sake that bird gave me clap
Darren: mate that's proper wankypoobutts
Jack: Wtf is wankypoobutts?
Darren: New slang bruh get with be times and go get some antibiotics you dutty pig

by kxlee1234 April 24, 2021

wankypoo

When one ejaculates into/onto a turd

“My boyfriend did a wankypoo last night.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah, watched him do it, and I gotta tell ya, major turn on.”

by ImagineMonkeys August 18, 2021

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 6, 2005